Which Tp is Right for You?

There are many kinds of tp for all sorts of occasions. We have the tp sandpit, the tp navigator, and our new & improved Olympic pool tp. For those of you that wish for just plain old, normal toilet paper, we have generic tp, which is not the best for one specific use, but rather is the best for everything else around.

The tp sandpit is our brand that we have provided for maximum sand cleansing. Extremely durable and rugged in its application, some have jokingly referred to it as “moon rock paper”. The tp sandpit is actually made from a unique titanium-diamond fiber woven into a mesh to allow better traction and scrubbing power. If you find yourself cursing the lack of strength of normal tp then tp sandpit is the product for you. Just 1 square of tp sandpit is capable of holding up a whole elephant.

The tp navigator is a good type of tp for those that love to hike. A roll of normal tp can weigh anywhere from half a pound to 6 pounds, depending on the paper size and density. Imagine if you’re taking a 120 mile hike down the Appalachian trail. Would you want to carry ten 6-pound rolls of tp? Sure you would if you’re Andre the Giant. But for all of you normal-sized people out there, you will want to instead carry the tp navigator. Our tp navigator weighs only 1 ounce per roll. That’s 1/96th the weight of a normal roll of tp. For the hiker that wishes to enjoy hiking instead of worrying about the pains & aches in their shoulders, tp navigator is their choice of tp – every time.

And finally, the pride and joy of our fine tp line, the Lamborghini of tp if you will, is our new Olympic pool tp. Have you ever been swimming, and all of a sudden you think, “Oh my goodness, there is a messy thing in the pool, it might be a leaf, but it’s probably a bug, but I don’t want to touch it with my hand! Darned tp, every time I try to use it in a pool it just falls apart, and gets icky” ? If you’ve thought this then this tp is for you. We’ve fashioned it from a polymer that was accidentally created by scientists trying to artificially reproduce the scent of skunk to help create a better pepper spray.

This polymer feels like quilted paper, looks like silk, but is somehow completely waterproof, and 100% usable. Our Olympic pool tp is lifetime guaranteed. No matter what you were using it for, whether trying to set it on fire or cut it with a buzz saw, if your Olympic pool tp is ever marred, discombobulated, damaged, disfigured, or even just slightly discolored, all you have to do is send it in to us and we will gladly replace it to you at no cost. We won’t even charge you shipping, because we know that we’ve inconvenienced you greatly by making you rush to the post office just to ship us the tp that we screwed up.